Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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