His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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