another moral hangover. fuck.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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