I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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