Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
