no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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