I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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