Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
