He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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