Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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