My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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