i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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