Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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