Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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