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I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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