finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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