i would punch a child for taco bell
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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