yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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