im so drunk with asians
where?
always
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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