are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I love you.
Bad choice
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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