yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I wish you could order shots online.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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