Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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