Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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