Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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