There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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