I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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