Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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