She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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