Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I'm experimenting with sincerity
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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