***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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