I'm going to rape someone's good day.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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