yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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