Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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