So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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