Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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