At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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