Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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