my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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