hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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