Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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