Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
