so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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