i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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