I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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