It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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