How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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