They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
