North Korea, Best Korea!
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
