Umm I'm too high to move.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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