How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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