Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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