In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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