I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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